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Saya adalah:
Elwood Sterne-Kallikak, lelaki, tidak pasti
Dari:
Yerba Buena, California, Amerika Syarikat
Mencari:
Tiada siapa
Bahasa:
Inggeris
Pendidikan:
Sekolah menegah
Pekerjaan:
Cheese Straightener
Pendapatan:
Rendah
Hubungan:
Buka
Budak:
Ya, kami tidak tinggal bersama
Agama:
Confucian
Merokok:
Secara teratur
Minum:
Beberapa kali seminggu
Tanda bintang:
Scorpio
Bagaimana rupa saya
Etnik:
Putih
Jenis badan:
Purata
Panjang rambut:
Sangat panjang
Warna rambut:
Lain-lain
Warna mata:
Biru
Ketinggian:
5 ft 5 in (165 cm)
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H.L. Mencken on Democracy:

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner".

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong"

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.."

"As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron".

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard".

Brace yourselves to get it good and hard, people.
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siegfriedm607 1 hari lalu
sweet...
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itsme2853 3 hari lalu
yep, that's it.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 3 hari lalu
ke itsme2853 : My glistening bronzed physique, probably.
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itsme2853 3 hari lalu
right, you live in the more northern part of the great state, so the Giants would logically be your team. I keep placing you in southern Cal in my mind for some reason. 
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 3 hari lalu
ke itsme2853 : To quote the great Osgood Fielding III: nobody's perfect. Paradoxically, I was rooting for the Dodgers in the '24 series. My Yankee hate goes far deeper than my Dodgers hate.
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itsme2853 3 hari lalu
To be fair then, the dodgers are my second fav, followed close by the cubs, then anyone but the yankees.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 3 hari lalu
ke itsme2853 : Love the Jays. Didn't like em so much back in the early 90s when they were breaking hearts in Oakland.
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itsme2853 3 hari lalu
lol, I can always count on you to make me chuckle. Thank Christ we still have humor. I'm sure you'll agree it was depressing to see the bluejays lose yesterday after 10 straight wins.. sorry again.lol
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 3 hari lalu
Accordingly, poutine will be known as "Freedom Globs".
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 3 hari lalu
ke redclay56 : Also: I'm spearheading a movement to change the name "Quebec" to "Vancelvania". Catchy, no?
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 3 hari lalu
ke itsme2853 : it's great:  the tariffs are working, our people are happy, our judicial system is doing it's job, our leaders are the envy of the world's citizens...what's not to like? And the Dodgers have lost 6 in a row! Life is good!
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itsme2853 3 hari lalu
Hey Red, how are you doing? Are you coping with the greatest leader in the history of the world fixing every problem anyone has every devised and making the U.S. of A. the utopia the world can only dream about? Sorry, I actually do feel your pain but if we lose our ability to mock the buffoon, we lose, period. Imho.
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gentle_love
gentle_love 9 hari lalu
ke redclay56 : Indeed. That's where some of the good ol boys of yesteryear from across The Pond went, and also to the Argentine...and don't forget The Boys from Brazil. Perhaps Elon will soon make nice with The Donald and try to clone his arse, mate. 
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 9 hari lalu
ke gentle_love : I have never seen Old Yeller, and I DON'T WANT TO. 
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 9 hari lalu
ke gentle_love : Uruguay, anyone?
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gentle_love
gentle_love 9 hari lalu
ke redclay56 : Yeah, I remember that old flick, it was released when I was a little nipper. You might as well have your updated instructions put in your medical chart, and in your last will and testament as well. The way things are swiftly regressing, Rod, at the appointed time the so-called farmers may open their white coats and reveal their Blackshirtss underneath. As the Spanish-American philosopher Santayana said: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." Italia anyone ?
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 9 hari lalu
ke gentle_love : Deutschland is looking pretty attractive right now.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 9 hari lalu
ke gentle_love : I have already given my nearest and dearest instructions that if I get a case of the sniffles, just take me out and the woods and...well, you've seen Old Yeller, havn't you?
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 9 hari lalu
ke gentle_love : Farmers in doctor clothes...
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 9 hari lalu
ke gentle_love : In the future we'll be going to farmers markets for medical care.
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gentle_love
gentle_love 9 hari lalu
As to that 'Hot Tgirl Pietra' video, I see where you're coming from, mate, you're an ethical moral agent; you'll get your reward in the heavenly sphere one day. On second thought, as it relates to this chap, it's more likely he's a holistic urologist with a sub-specialty in minimally-invasive rectal prostate stimulation. Regrettably, this therapeutic procedure is no longer covered by Medicaid, not after The Donald enacted into law today the Big Beautiful Bill. Thus, I'll have to cancel my much anticipated appointment with the New Age practitioner on Monday. BTW, speaking of governmental expenditures, there are always abundant funds for building a concenntration campp in the Evergladess....lovely cages....as Yogi once said, “it's déjà vu all over again.” Deutschland anyone ?
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 16 hari lalu
ke Chaz352 : Glad to help!
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rbones
rbones 20 hari lalu
Hi there! Thank you for the friend invite 😊
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Chaz352 20 hari lalu
mmmm...edging here now (for now).....dripping.....thank you!! xoxo chaz in ny
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Gary574rsa 21 hari lalu
Great collection! Thanks for adding me!
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Freejoin69
Freejoin69 25 hari lalu
Lovely collection! ;-)
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 1 bulan lalu
ke deacon62 : Overlapping areas of interest for sure!
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deacon62 1 bulan lalu
Happy to accept. Seems we both still like girls but LOVE cock!
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Badboyjones 1 bulan lalu
Wow, great stuff!
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Jasonlover2222
Jasonlover2222 1 bulan lalu
hot collection of favorite videos
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